Sloppy Joe Is My Love Language Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
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$32.00
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Some people need words of affirmation. Some need quality time. You need a sloppy joe. This is a shirt about knowing yourself.
Romance is temporary. A sandwich that requires seven napkins is forever. This one's for everyone whose idea of a perfect night involves something messy, hard to explain, and gone by morning. That's love. Or something adjacent to it.
Wear it to the cookout and watch who smiles too long. Wear it on date night as a statement of expectations. Wear it knowing exactly what you said — and letting everyone else decide what they heard. It's about the sandwich. It's definitely about the sandwich.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Yes, the sandwich. Obviously the sandwich.
Messy by design, satisfying by reputation
Machine washable — some things should stay clean
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Sloppy Joe Is My Love Language Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
Romance is temporary. A sandwich that requires seven napkins is forever. This one's for everyone whose idea of a perfect night involves something messy, hard to explain, and gone by morning. That's love. Or something adjacent to it.
Wear it to the cookout and watch who smiles too long. Wear it on date night as a statement of expectations. Wear it knowing exactly what you said — and letting everyone else decide what they heard. It's about the sandwich. It's definitely about the sandwich.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Yes, the sandwich. Obviously the sandwich.
Messy by design, satisfying by reputation
Machine washable — some things should stay clean
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |