Flock This Cock Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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A shirt for people who noticed the cameras multiplying on every corner and decided to register a formal complaint. This is the formal complaint.
They log your plate. They track your commute. They know you went to Taco Bell twice on Tuesday. This shirt can't stop any of that — but it can make the footage more interesting.
Wear it on your daily drive. Wear it to the city council meeting. Wear it directly at the pole-mounted birdwatcher on your street. Smile — you're always on camera anyway. Might as well say something.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Legible at license-plate-reader distance
Warrant not included
Machine washable, surveillance resistant
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Flock This Cock Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
They log your plate. They track your commute. They know you went to Taco Bell twice on Tuesday. This shirt can't stop any of that — but it can make the footage more interesting.
Wear it on your daily drive. Wear it to the city council meeting. Wear it directly at the pole-mounted birdwatcher on your street. Smile — you're always on camera anyway. Might as well say something.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Legible at license-plate-reader distance
Warrant not included
Machine washable, surveillance resistant
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |