I Swear I'm Not High Unisex t-shirt
Sage / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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I swear I'm not high.
I'm just tired. And hungry. And I've reread this sentence four times. Could be allergies. Could be the human condition. Either way — not high, definitely not, why are you looking at me like that. A shirt for the perpetually zoned-out, the running-on-three-hours, and the deeply misunderstood.
Wear it as a defense. Or a confession. Your call.
Unisex retail fit, true to size — runs slightly fitted, size up for baggy
Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
Bold front print, built to hold up wash after wash
Printed to order just for you, so give it a few days to ship
It's the allergies.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I Swear I'm Not High Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
I'm just tired. And hungry. And I've reread this sentence four times. Could be allergies. Could be the human condition. Either way — not high, definitely not, why are you looking at me like that. A shirt for the perpetually zoned-out, the running-on-three-hours, and the deeply misunderstood.
Wear it as a defense. Or a confession. Your call.
Unisex retail fit, true to size — runs slightly fitted, size up for baggy
Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001)
Bold front print, built to hold up wash after wash
Printed to order just for you, so give it a few days to ship
It's the allergies.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |