I Unvirgin the Olive Oil Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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Somebody has to do it. Every bottle of extra virgin olive oil starts somewhere, and every bottle ends up... less so. This shirt is a confession. This shirt is a warning. This shirt is mostly a problem.
Perfect for people who cook, people who don't, and people who just want to watch someone read their chest and visibly process it in real time. There is no follow-up explanation. There never will be. The olive oil knows what happened.
Wear it to the grocery store, directly down the oil aisle, slowly. Wear it to dinner parties as your contribution. Wear it to the farmer's market and make eye contact with the olive guy. He can't prove anything.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Extra virgin no longer
The olive oil consented to nothing and understood everything
Machine washable, morally unwashable
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I Unvirgin the Olive Oil Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
Perfect for people who cook, people who don't, and people who just want to watch someone read their chest and visibly process it in real time. There is no follow-up explanation. There never will be. The olive oil knows what happened.
Wear it to the grocery store, directly down the oil aisle, slowly. Wear it to dinner parties as your contribution. Wear it to the farmer's market and make eye contact with the olive guy. He can't prove anything.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Extra virgin no longer
The olive oil consented to nothing and understood everything
Machine washable, morally unwashable
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |