I Was Pooping Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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Honesty is a virtue. Punctuality is not. This shirt handles the apology so you don't have to — you can just walk in, point at your chest, and take your seat.
No more "traffic was crazy." No more "my alarm didn't go off." Just the truth, printed in advance, worn with the confidence of someone who has fully stopped explaining themselves.
Wear it to work. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the meeting that started without you. Everyone was thinking it — you're just the one wearing it.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Arrives on time, unlike you
Doubles as a doctor's note in most workplaces
Machine washable, wear it tomorrow too — nobody believes you own other shirts
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I Was Pooping Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
No more "traffic was crazy." No more "my alarm didn't go off." Just the truth, printed in advance, worn with the confidence of someone who has fully stopped explaining themselves.
Wear it to work. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the meeting that started without you. Everyone was thinking it — you're just the one wearing it.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Arrives on time, unlike you
Doubles as a doctor's note in most workplaces
Machine washable, wear it tomorrow too — nobody believes you own other shirts
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |