Sloppy Joe Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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Just a shirt about America's favorite sandwich. Ground beef, tomato sauce, toasted bun. A classic. That's it. That's what it's about.
Why — what did you think it was about?
Wear it to the BBQ. Wear it to the family reunion. Wear it anywhere you enjoy watching someone read your chest, pause, and decide not to say anything. The joke does all the work — you just have to stand there.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Deadpan delivery required
Explaining the joke voids the warranty
Machine washable, unlike your reputation
No Joe.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Sloppy Joe Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
Why — what did you think it was about?
Wear it to the BBQ. Wear it to the family reunion. Wear it anywhere you enjoy watching someone read your chest, pause, and decide not to say anything. The joke does all the work — you just have to stand there.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
Deadpan delivery required
Explaining the joke voids the warranty
Machine washable, unlike your reputation
No Joe.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |