Smell My Finger Unisex t-shirt
Burnt Orange / XS
$32.00
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$32.00
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Three words. No context. No explanation coming. This shirt is an invitation, a threat, and a personality test all at once.
Maybe you were chopping garlic. Maybe you went fishing. Maybe you just like watching people's faces do the thing where they're deciding whether to laugh. The beauty of this shirt is that nobody will ever ask — and everybody will wonder.
Wear it to the family function and become the reason dinner was quiet. Wear it to the gym and enjoy the extra personal space. Wear it anywhere you want strangers to make eye contact, immediately regret it, and tell their friends about you later. You're not the main character. You're the plot twist.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
It was garlic. Probably.
100% cotton, 0% explanation
Machine washable — wash your hands too, coward
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Smell My Finger Unisex t-shirt
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
Maybe you were chopping garlic. Maybe you went fishing. Maybe you just like watching people's faces do the thing where they're deciding whether to laugh. The beauty of this shirt is that nobody will ever ask — and everybody will wonder.
Wear it to the family function and become the reason dinner was quiet. Wear it to the gym and enjoy the extra personal space. Wear it anywhere you want strangers to make eye contact, immediately regret it, and tell their friends about you later. You're not the main character. You're the plot twist.
Premium soft unisex tee
True to size, unisex fit
It was garlic. Probably.
100% cotton, 0% explanation
Machine washable — wash your hands too, coward
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |