Watermelon Felon Unisex t-shirt

Guilty — of having the best shirt in the room.
The "I'm a Watermelon Felon" tee. Booked, charged, and absolutely not sorry. Soft, lightweight, and built to start conversations you didn't ask for. Wear it to the function, the grocery store, your court date — wherever. No priors required.
Mugshot-wall graphic. Bold front print. Zero remorse.

Unisex retail fit, true to size — runs slightly fitted, so size up if you want it baggy
Buttery-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/poly blend)
Side-seamed with a tear-away tag for that clean, no-scratch feel
Front print, built to hold up wash after wash
Printed to order just for you, so give it a few days to ship out

No bail required. Just add to cart.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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